I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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