Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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