1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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