Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he high fived his dick after we had sex
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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