I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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