theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize