I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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