I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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