He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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