a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
false alarm, still single
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