Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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