In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So vagazzling was a success
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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