Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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