Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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