hotel room ftw
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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