her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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