The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
