just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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