I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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