you're like a bully in the Christmas story
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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