whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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