Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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