How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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