Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
