Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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