i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Let's get the cat blown out
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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