Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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