we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
