And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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