dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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