with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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