You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You left your phone here
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