She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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