I wanna bring you to show and tell
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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