just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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