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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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