Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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