he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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