It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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