thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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