If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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