she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The ass gains better be worth it
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