i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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