She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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