It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
