Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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