My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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