This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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