he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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