i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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