You're my little dorito
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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