she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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