I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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