just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just cropdusted the office
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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