At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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