I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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