I must be too annoying 4 u.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
