Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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