I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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