You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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