That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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